Missing: One sweet little 5 year old who obeys, enjoys spending time with her mom and is nice to her sisters.
Coincidentally . . .
For Sale: One Sassy little 5 year old girl who talks back, says she's going to do whatever she wants, and screams and whines when told no.
sidenote: Why are lost and founds called lost and found? Shouldn't it just be called found?
6 comments:
i'll trade you for a 2 year old that likes to slap his mother across the face and sit on his little brother's head.
i'm guessing they call it "lost and found" because the items are first lost before they're found.
maybe we could put a "lot" together for ebay of difficult children. and he lost and found thing is so you can ask about lost things. but no one does. and tell about found ones. and if i want to call about it it's becuase i lost it. and hopefully someone else has found it and turned it in until i call and say i lost it.and the crap in the ward building lost and found is always interesting. who doesn't notice they lost their fully stocked diaper bag? shoes? or engraved scriptures? and if you call and say hey come get it. sometimes they don't bother. amazing.
I'll swap you for anyone of my red heads. I bet your other kids wouldn't even know the difference!
My 11 year old is great at laundry and takin out the trash!
DH & I are finding this post quite funny...
I'll trade you for a 5 year old boy who wakes up grumpy EVERY DAY and makes whining noises at least 40% of his waking hours. He also spits and hits kids at preschool who do nothing to him. He is also excellent at kung-fu...
i got a canon rebel Xti. i thought the nikons i looked at were pretty comparable and priced cheaper, but i was already used to how the rebels work. i didn't really want to learn a new system.
heck....I'll sell my sassy 5 year old too.....what the heck is up with this??? We send them to school and they start coming home with the WORST attitude and such brattiness.....I can see why some people homeschool!
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