Sunday, December 30, 2007

Resolutions

I've been thinking about resolutions, and actually haven't come up with any good ones. Same ol' same ol'.

1. Get in shape

2. Feed my kids healthy food

3. Get my house together

4. Read more to my children

5. Save more money

6. Be less worldly

7. Read the scriptures (notice I didn't say "more" I said "read"---um yah)

8. Eat less treats

9. Be nicer to people

10. Do my visiting teaching

11. Quit whining

12. Swear less (even in my head)

13. Work harder

14. Hug more

15. Be more patient like my mother

16. Read more books

17. Do more fun things with my kids

18. Go on more trips

19. Be more creative with my photography

20. Have more parties/barbecues

21. Floss (again I didn't say "more")

22. Get to know my neighbors

23. Get to church on time

24. Read the Relief Society lessons

25. Dress more my age

26. Count my blessings more often


Wow, I sat down just to write a few and couldn't stop. I've come to and end now. So no woman in her right mind would try to do all of those things. So I plan on narrowing it down to a few. Maybe just focus on some categories or something. I do think however that everyone should have at least one fun resolution. Like--have more parties. Then it's not such a drag to make a list. I'll let you know what I decide.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

The Loot

Christmas was a fat success, we didn't go overboard, and the kids have been so happy with their loot that they haven't spoken to us in days. Wo0-hoo. Hy and I got Sonicare toothbrushes. We've been wanting those for years, but always put them lower on our lists of wants, so that is a treat. We pooled our cash from both parents and returned some stuff and just ordered the Canon SD 870 I mentioned in a previous post. Stoked about that. I got Hy a knitting loom (he loves to knit) He got me the first season of 30 Rock which we already started watching and peeing our pants with laughter. By far the best show on television. Better than the Office? you ask, heck yes. He also got me a super cute shirt from Old Navy. It was nice because we decided to not really get each other things since we just got our house. It was all about the kids and I loved it. Anyhoodles, I hope you all had a great Christmas. The girls and I are off to my parents house in Heber, should be cold and fun.

xoxo!


One of my favorite Christmas tradition, new pajamas on Christmas Eve.



Santa came through. How cute is this? It matches their play room and happens to be Mrs. Clause' favorite color combination, pink and red. Santa sent me a message at Marshalls when I saw this gem just sitting in a corner. It's all wooden and made by the Brits. Santa had a heck of a time putting it together.





The inside of the lovely Dollhouse with all wooden furniture. I love it.



How great is it that it has a toilet? The Brittish think of everything. Red said that the Elves didn't do a very good job because the toilet seat isn't attached.



We were MAC people, now we're a MAC family. The girls went absolutely ape doodoo for this. It was the first thing they saw and all they said over and over was "We got our own computer!". Yes they are 5 and 3 and they have their own computer. But after the Juice knocked over our iMAC the day before (Yes I had a heart attack, but it's ok) the gift is none too soon. And as Red says "We're vanished from the big computer". And how cute is this little IKEA table. I love that Santa gets stuff from IKEA.



Red's loot --she's 5 (I make them do this so I don't have to write on the pictures)



The Juice's loot at age 3



Guess what the Juice got in her stocking?


Squoosh loves her giant stuffed animal horse ( I do not, but it makes her happy)



Santa brought a cute dress up for Squoosh

Friday, December 21, 2007

Merry Christmas!!!!!

Merry Christmas! This is our card this year. I knew we'd never get a family shot together. So I grabbed a few shots that I had already done and I took some shots just for the card. My friend Ashley took the photo of Hyrum and I. Thanks Ash. And I gave the pictures and the words to my uber talented friend Molly and this is what she sent back to me. It's great to have talented friends. I erased the girl's names, they were on the card like mine and Hyrums. Hope you all have a very Merry Christmas!!!



Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Blogger's Court

Welcome to bloggers court. Where you the blogger jury will determine the outcome of this case. The Plantiff has charged the Defendant with a "littering offense". It is your duty to hear both sides, make an informed decision, and post your sentence and justification for sentencing in the comments section.

To create an impartial jury, the name of plantiff and defendant will be withheld.


Evidence:

One Wooden slightly minty flavored toothpick



Transcript of occurence:

Date: December 19, 2007

Approximate time: 6:37 p.m.

While both plantiff and defendant were driving down the road in 1994 White Chevy Suburban, the defendant having just used a toothpick for post dinner hygiene, tosses said toothpick out the window. The Plantiff informs the defendant that the action is considered "littering". The Defendant states that it is not considered littering because the item is made of wood.

Let it be known that both Plantiff and Defendant do not litter and both find it an offensive act.

Both parties have agreed to let the Blogger Court Decide.

To Jury:

Jurors do not have to know either plantiff or defendant to weigh in. All lurkers and common guests are encouraged to contribute. The burden lies on you to solve this case. Is throwing a toothpick out the window considered littering?. Please use your best judgement. You are under oath.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Don't ask . . . EVER

So I searched all over You Tube to find the comedian Brian Regan's bit where he says

Don't ever ask a woman if she is pregnant. Ever, Ever, ever ,ever.


So I went to a Christmas party that an old coworker of mine "D" has every year (she's also an older coworker). I worked with her 5 almost 6 years ago. Every year she has a party and it's the same party with the same snacks and the same things. So I love to go. So I got the invite and called one of my good friends "T" who was my supervisor, and we decided to sync our arrival. Hy was working so it was me with the three kids.

So we walk in and I of course go to find her to say hello. I'm holding Squoosh, and the other two are right behind me. Directly behind them is my friend "T". So as I walk up to "D" she says

"Look at you with all of your kids" and then reaches and pats my stomach and says "and one on the way"

SSSSSCCCRRRRREEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHHH (oh no she didn't)

So I say "No I'm not, but thanks" "I have recently joined a gym though"

And she just kind of chuckles and moves on to greet "T".

So "T", "T's" husband and I and my three kids (and one on the way) go outside (of course after I go to the snack table---I am eating for two you know) and discuss what a shocking thing that just happened and how one should. Never, ever under any circumstances suggest that someone is pregnant.

I do have to admit that I have a "beer" belly. That third kid did me in. And I think because I'm small people tend to think that it's ok, because the only weight I do have is in my stomach, so therefore I must be pregnant. But luckily I have an indesctructable self esteem and found it quite humorous. Although if I have more encounters like that, I just might vomit . . . on purpose.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Classifieds

Missing: One sweet little 5 year old who obeys, enjoys spending time with her mom and is nice to her sisters.

Coincidentally . . .

For Sale: One Sassy little 5 year old girl who talks back, says she's going to do whatever she wants, and screams and whines when told no.


sidenote: Why are lost and founds called lost and found? Shouldn't it just be called found?

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

What was I thinking Wednesday




This was actually a normal stage. I loved that shirt, I wish i still had it. These are my college friends. When we were 19 we hopped in a minivan and took a 3 week trip across the country. We went across the south up the east to Niagra and diagonally back to AZ. Super fun. This picture was taken when Tiffany's (the middle) aunt took us to a bar I think to see a band play. We had to have X's put on our hands to show we were under age. The girl on the left is Lisa, the one who I had previously with her hair caught in a tent. Still laughing about that one.

Santa sucks

So Santa prepared early this year for Christmas for my girls. But then on Monday, my girls told Santa that they no longer want a Barbie computer (or a used iMAC with a barbie sticker), now they both want a doll house.

Even when I suggested to them on their way up to sit on Santa's lap, that they ask for a computer. In tandem they responded "DOLL HOUSE!"

WHAT THE???

So what does Santa do? Santa has been looking all over Santa's shop to find a reasonable/not ugly doll house. Because the computer is already made by the elves there are little funds left in Santa's bank. The girls will be getting lots of other toys between the grandparents, so Santa also doesn't want to spoil.

Santa did find a one level Barbie dollhouse, which was pretty cool and only $30 elf dollars. But then they have no barbies. Almost naked barbies are cheap, clothed barbies are more expensive.

Santa thought, instead of a dollhouse, maybe a swing set, Santa has been wanting to get one. But apparently most Elf workshops only have swing sets during the spring. And Santa's cheapest and most ghetto workshop Elf-mart has a $125 swingset that Santa loves, but getting it from the NOrth Pole to here is $117.

So what does Santa do? Here are Santa's options:

#1 Screw it, give the little stinks what Santa has already prepared for them, possibly jeopardizing the oldest's belief in Santa (she's suspect already)

#2 Tell Santa that the Barbie idea is the cheapest/best bet, however it has millions of parts that might become annoying to Santa, and it's also smaller than what the oldest thinks may show up

#3 Have Santa find a swing set which would trump a doll house, and just spend the elf dollars.

#4 Have all the little elves who read this contribute ideas for doll house alternatives.


What to do?

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

10 a.m and I'm done

Have you ever had one of those days when you wake up and you're already done? By done I mean, done with kids, done with housework, done with interactions, done with people (poky little kids) touching you, done with getting snacks, done with your 3 year old sucking her thumb and playing with your ear(I swear it feels like needles), done with getting anything done, done with the annoying Cranberry song on your blog (but too annoyed with everything else to change it)

That's my today.

However

I still have 4 loads of laundry to fold, and more on the way, Christmas card pictures to send off to my sweet friend Molly (or should I say sucka?) who agreed to do my Christmas card, photos to take for my Christmas card (thanks Ash), Doctor appointment (including shots I think) to one of my kids, photo editing to do, and a super crusty floor to clean. Oh and did I forget the dishes? Lots and lots of nasty dishes. And I was hoping to be in the Christmas spirit and go shopping (Be real)

May the force be with me.

Or possibly . . .

someone may die.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Over Chicken Noodle Soup

Mine and the girls conversation at lunch over chicken noodle soup:

Red(to the Juice): Did you know that Heavenly Father is brighter than the sun?

Juice: No

**Red singing a familiar primary tune**

Red: You know, that song about Moses?

Me: Sing it

Red: I only know the end part

Me: Ok, then sing it and I'll help you with the rest

Red: He is brighter than the sun . . . . .Hear him.

(Me--covering my mouth and huge smile, trying not to make her feel embarassed)

Red: You know, when Moses saw Heavenly Father and he was bright like the sun.

Me: That was Joseph Smith, he asked which church was true and he saw Heavenly Father and Jesus

Me: That's the song, it says **me singing** This is my beloved son, Hear him. He said this is my son who I love, hear him, meaning listen to him

Red: Oh

Juice: Listen to Jesus Yo

Thursday, December 6, 2007

What I'd buy for Christmas

I've had a few people ask me what point and shoot I would buy for Christmas. Being that I am SO knowledgeable about photo gear, I thought I'd tell you. The Canon Powershot SD 800 series is the camera I want and I'll tell you why. This photographer couple recommended it here. You can check out their website and they have taken many, very cool pictures with it. They researched the crap out of it, so you don't have to. What's great is that it has a fast shutter speed (none of that click and wait nonsense) and you can use a low aperture (more cool blur). And it has a wide angle lens (you can acutally fit all the people in the picture and not have to stand far back). So there are two that you can duke it out between. I see only one main difference between them:




This picture is of the SD 850, but they both look the same, so I just used this one.

Difference

SD850
35-140mm focal length
Price at Circuit City 299.99

SD870 (New Model)
28-105mm focal length
Price at Circuit City 322.99

So what that means is that the SD850 will has a farther zoom (if people are far away)
SD 870 has a wider angle (if people are closer to you, you can fit more in)

So it's up to you. Read what the photographers above said about it. They know more than I do.

I personally would probably pick the SD870, because I take more pictures close up than I do far away. But if my girls were in Soccer I might want the other one.

Hope this was helpful!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

What was I thinking Wednesday



Somehow, every picture I pick has Darcy in overalls. I think we're in Utah. The one in the middle is our other roomate, Staci.

Monday, December 3, 2007

First tooth

Red lost her first tooth last Tuesday. Her tooth was wiggling and so I got my camera out just to take a picture. And as she was wiggling it --it came out. I barely missed her surprise face, and got a kind of droopy eyed shocked look. Not good. Anyhow, here it is documented. She's stoked about it. Now the one next to it is loose. The tooth fairy came and brought her 4 quarters. We also know the tooth fairy came because she left pink fairy dust on her pillow. And she left dust on The Juice's pillow, just to keep things happy. What a clever tooth fairy.

BEFORE



DURING



AFTER



SHE'S FIVE




SHE LOVES TO LOOK AT HER TOOTH

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Ashley and I

I told you in the previous post that I would show you video chat. Well this is what Ashley and I do, we stay up late editing photos, meanwhile talking to one another through our screens.

Ashley not REALLY blue. That's just the reflection of her screen.





We can simultaneously Text chat. We do that as well. Mostly because we can drop in images we find--to show one another. You can see them here:




Anyhow, it's super fun. And it's nice to have company, even if they bail at midnight.

Just kidding Ash. I'm off to bed now 1:21 am is a bad idea. I really need a curfew.