Thursday, April 17, 2008

Random Highlights

*Today The Juice showed ME how to do something in Itunes. What????? She's 3.

*Hy cleaned out the garage so I can park in it. Yay!! No hot car seats.

*Red asked me today if she could wear her jeans lower like Caitlyn at school. She already has low rise jeans. So I said well, you can as long as your butt crack doesn't show. So she lowered it, and her crack showed. So I asked does Caitlyn's crack show? She said yes and I told her no one wants to look at that because that is where poop comes out. Her response: "Not from the top." So I told her no crack and she left her jeans where they were. ----Seriously? She's 6 . . . I'm in trouble. Luckily due to my genetics we'll never have this conversation about cleavage.

*The Juice has an imaginary friend and she used to live in China--but we've been notified that she now resides in Canada. Canada???? China I get because it is in cartoons, but where did she learn about Canada???

*Squoosh keeps taking off her diaper. So I just let her because I'm too tired to chase her down.

*I haven't gotten out my maternity clothes yet so it's really depressing getting dressed because nothing fits.

*I have 5 little tomatoes growing on my tomato plant. Hooray!! It's just in a pot because I didn't have time to make a garden. Maybe next year.

*I have not been able to hear out of my left ear for 3 weeks. I tried all sorts of natural cures and nothing worked. So I went to the doctor. I have an ear infection. So now I'm on an antibiotic. Lame. I hope it works. You have no idea what it sounds like to hear yourself brush your hair or eat cereal. Super annoying.

*I've randomly been able to keep up on my household chores. I don't know why, but I'm loving it. I just hope it keeps up.

*I'm loving the cooler weather. This is the best spring ever.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Which one?

This one:

Or this one:

(This one is actually two, a blue/tealish or a pink)

Also, does it matter if your master bathroom jives with your bedroom? Because the first absolutely does not, the second one would if I chose pink.

Think me---not what you would pick for you.

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Playing favorites

I know I'll never have a favorite kid. Well, not one all the time. But right now. She is my favorite. Tomorrow will probably be different. But today it's her. Even though she takes her diaper off. For some more shot like these look here.


Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Spendy McSpenderson

Has anyone else already spent their economic stimulus package?

We're about half way through it and of course it doesn't come for another few months.

The lame thing is that what we got was new tires for the Suburban and new brakes for the Honda.

Not so stimulating.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Get my work done day

Today is the day I get crap done.

Goals: Taxes---yes, taxes

2:12 p.m. Taxes done, e-filed, and printed. I wish I had done them earlier to let all those out there who are super poor that they can file for free by going to, freefile, and choosing turbotax freedom edition.

Fold girl's laundry from days ago

2:12 pm Also done, thanks Hy for the help

Kill all 50 flies we counted on our ceiling last night

2:12 Haven't counted, but I think I'm done to about 10, but then again, the back door got left open. (We have NO screens on windows or doors---that's why so many flies)

Do some laundry

2:12 Pm 1 Load done, one to be transferred

Highlight of my morning:

Using my awesomely suction powerered dyson to vacuum up two flies while there were . . . well . . . . um . . let's say . . . mating.


2:12 pm Squoosh went down for a nap around noon-ish, didn't nap, but did take off her diaper and pee in her bed. NOT AWESOME

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Plum Tuckered

Poor Hy. He was so tired from working all night. He said he almost rear ended someone on the freeway and he swears his eyes were open. Then I talked to him on the phone to keep him awake and he said "Oops I just missed the drive way" Then he came walking in all glassy eyed and stoned looking. He was swaying and almost falling over. So i had him sit down and eat breakfast while I went to take a shower. Then I realized I need a towel from the laundry so I came back out and this is what I saw. Red took this picture.

I shook him and said "wake up" and when he finally lifted his head, he opened his mouth and still had food in it. Poor thing. So then I left him awake and took a shower. When I came out he was asleep on the floor at the foot of the bed. He didn't even make it to the bed, so I had to wake him up again.

Sad Sad Hy.

p.s. he doesn't remember any of this