Josie: "Mom hold my ice cream cone while I click my seat belt . .. . DON'T EAT IT."
Me: "Ok. I won't."
***Click**
Me: "Here you go Jos"
Josie: "Did you eat it?"
Me: "No. I just kept it from dripping."
Annabelle: "Josie--that means she ate it."
I was shopping at Trader Joes and a young twenty something store employee stopped me, "Mam", she said, (Mam?? is she really talking to me? mam??) "where did you get your cardigan?" (now that's more like it) "LOFT" I answer. And she stares blankly--"you know, Ann Taylor's LOFT?" Still blank. So I instruct her where to find a store, and move along. So I have found my niche-my choice of caridigan color-still cool, my choice of store to purchase it at--only cool to those of us "Mams".
2 comments:
Too funny ;)
I hate it when kids figure out our secrets.
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