Overheard at our house today:
Me: Juice--why are you zipping up your pajamas, you don't have your pull-up on, that is why you unzipped them
The juice: Oh yah (giggle)
Me: So get the pull up off your head and put it on
The juice: *sigh* As you wish
Red: Mom--where do babies come out? Maybe your belly button . .. or what if they came out of your mouth? That would be weird.
Me: Silence
Red: EWWWW what if they came out your privates?
Me: Silence
Red: Jon at school used a marker today, we're not allowed to use markers. But I won't tell on him, he said he'd pay me $5,000 if I didn't tell and I said--Ok.
Red: I trust him to pay me $5,000.
. . . later
Red: Mom, can me and the juice do chores for money? I need some money in case I tell on Jon, so I can pay him $5,000
Me: You are NOT paying Jon $5,000
6 comments:
Your girls are too funny!
"EWWWW what if they came out your privates?"
I'm still laughing!!!
dying jill, i'm dying laughing right now1
I can't wait till Jax is old enough for these conversations! PRICELESS!!!
"babies out of your privates". ewww. that is gross.
Don't you just LOVE what comes out of their mouthes??? Always an adventure!
totally hilarious.
I can't not laugh.
you are so good to write these things down.
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