I was shopping at Trader Joes and a young twenty something store employee stopped me, "Mam", she said, (Mam?? is she really talking to me? mam??) "where did you get your cardigan?" (now that's more like it) "LOFT" I answer. And she stares blankly--"you know, Ann Taylor's LOFT?" Still blank. So I instruct her where to find a store, and move along. So I have found my niche-my choice of caridigan color-still cool, my choice of store to purchase it at--only cool to those of us "Mams".
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Assignment
I assign things genders.
Like Trucks are boys
and
Cars are girls.
My daughter suggested that our Suburban marry our friend's new truck.
I thought--OBVIOUSLY they can't because they are both boys.
Am I alone on this one?
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Yah. That's the ONLY reason they can't get married.
8 comments:
Yah. That's the ONLY reason they can't get married.
:-/
Weirdo. ;)
where does the prius fall?
and what would a mini van be?
Prius is a girl--it's a car. And it's a sissy.
And a minivan?? I have to think about that one. But for some reason I think it's overweight--whatever it is.
Maybe the trucks are gay?
Your not weird. I assign genders to the letters. A and B are girls - C and D are boys... and so on. Anyone else?
The letter A is a girl, but I think the letter B is a boy.
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