This is funny

This is probably only funny to me. But I needed to write it down before I forgot them.

Yesterday Josie told me that her leg hurts in the morning, so I told her it was probably because she was growing. She said, "It's probably because my taste buds are growing", to which I inquired, "Do you know where your taste buds are?", Josie said, "I have NO idea".

This morning she said: "I think Dad and I are related to Zebras, we can run fast, except we can't kick people's heads off."